One thing I have always loved about costuming and cosplay is trying to make the drawing or idea in to a real item. This involves a lot of work and using items for things you wouldn't normally try.
Some things I have learned.
White glue makes a very good tie dye (or cold process spray on dye) resist. It is cheep easy to use and washes right out.
Model magic makes wonderful facial appliances like stick on ears and the like but it crumbles easily if not reinforced.
Clear nail polish dose not get along with model paints.
You can sew through fun foam for things that need to be riged and flexable at the same time.(Like big fluffy bows.)
Metallic acrylics especially the gold do not play well with heat. I think it is the copper they contain.
Dry cleaning kills heat and bond and can make the adhesive seep through and leave nasty black marks.
Plastic netting makes for excellent under structures for armor but if you use it with thin fabric be prepared for the whffle like pattern to show through.
Sharpey dye works for ribbons as well as it does for synthetic hair.
Hook and eye loops make for very good laceing loops.
Wiggele eyes make for exelent rivits once they are painted.
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Tales from work
Short shorts and stake knives
It was just before new years and there were a lot of costume parties going on so when we had guy come in and ask about short german costumes for guys I didn't think anything of it.
The guy comes back up in just the short shorts with suspenders I am helping another person so the other girl helps him figure out the straps. She seams kind of creeped out but I don't know why because my back was turned. I asked her after he took another costume back. She told me his wedding tackle was hanging out of the shorts. I wanted to kick him out but she said she didn't think it was on purpose.
He took forever in the dressing room and when I ask him if everything was ok he come out in a black trench coat and flashed both of us. I proceed to throw his nasty behind out of the store, call the cops and then get to check to make sure whatever was left in the dressing room wasn't covered in crazy man baby batter.(luckily it wasn't)
When I used the claw to pick up what was left behind a long black stake knife fell out of the pile. I have no idea what he was planning but I hid behind the counter until the cops came.
It was just before new years and there were a lot of costume parties going on so when we had guy come in and ask about short german costumes for guys I didn't think anything of it.
The guy comes back up in just the short shorts with suspenders I am helping another person so the other girl helps him figure out the straps. She seams kind of creeped out but I don't know why because my back was turned. I asked her after he took another costume back. She told me his wedding tackle was hanging out of the shorts. I wanted to kick him out but she said she didn't think it was on purpose.
He took forever in the dressing room and when I ask him if everything was ok he come out in a black trench coat and flashed both of us. I proceed to throw his nasty behind out of the store, call the cops and then get to check to make sure whatever was left in the dressing room wasn't covered in crazy man baby batter.(luckily it wasn't)
When I used the claw to pick up what was left behind a long black stake knife fell out of the pile. I have no idea what he was planning but I hid behind the counter until the cops came.
Monday, July 20, 2009
Tales from work (may be NSFW)
The most embarrassing phone call ever
It was a busy afternoon and we were gearing up for a festival later that evening. The phone had been ringing off the hook and we were starving by the time lunch made it to us so when the phone rang I took the call so the other girl could eat.
I went through my greeting and the guy on the other end of the line returned it. He sounded like one of the older gentlemen that had been calling about civil war outfits all week. I asked him why he was calling. He asked if we carried fake sperm. He said it in the same tone of voice I would use to order a hamburger at a fast food joint no hints of heavy breathing or the snickering in the background I would expect from a prank. I paused for a moment, surely I must of misunderstood so I asked him to repeat what he had just said and he said. "I am looking for some fake sperm."
I lost the ability to speak for a moment but trying to be a professional I told him we had lquid latex and that might work. There was silence on the end of the line and then he said. "Aww. Are you sure you don't have any pre-made big, fake wads of cum?" I somehow managed to keep my composure and tell him to call one of the local adult shops and hung up as quick as I could. The other girl asked what happened because my face had apparently frozen in a rather odd grimace. I told her and she asked why I didn't find out what he needed the sperm for. I couldn't ask because I was afraid of what he might of said but I regret it now.
It was a busy afternoon and we were gearing up for a festival later that evening. The phone had been ringing off the hook and we were starving by the time lunch made it to us so when the phone rang I took the call so the other girl could eat.
I went through my greeting and the guy on the other end of the line returned it. He sounded like one of the older gentlemen that had been calling about civil war outfits all week. I asked him why he was calling. He asked if we carried fake sperm. He said it in the same tone of voice I would use to order a hamburger at a fast food joint no hints of heavy breathing or the snickering in the background I would expect from a prank. I paused for a moment, surely I must of misunderstood so I asked him to repeat what he had just said and he said. "I am looking for some fake sperm."
I lost the ability to speak for a moment but trying to be a professional I told him we had lquid latex and that might work. There was silence on the end of the line and then he said. "Aww. Are you sure you don't have any pre-made big, fake wads of cum?" I somehow managed to keep my composure and tell him to call one of the local adult shops and hung up as quick as I could. The other girl asked what happened because my face had apparently frozen in a rather odd grimace. I told her and she asked why I didn't find out what he needed the sperm for. I couldn't ask because I was afraid of what he might of said but I regret it now.
Sunday, July 19, 2009
I play roller derby.
I am not the best player but I try to always give it my all. Tonight we had tryouts for our a team and I was most likely the worst player out there. I got tired to quickly, did not pay attention and was shaky on my skates. I felt horrible about letting down my teammates like that and selling my self short. But this has taught me something important about the way I view roller derby. This feeling of disappointment with myself tells me how much I truly love roller derby and how much respect I have for my teammates. If I did not care I would not have these feelings. I will work harder and stronger, next time I will not be the weak link and I will support my team mates instead of being a hindrance.
Come check out our team full of hard working girls here.
http://www.myspace.com/comorollerdolls
And if you are in the area come see one of our bouts. We put on one hell of a show.
Come check out our team full of hard working girls here.
http://www.myspace.com/comorollerdolls
And if you are in the area come see one of our bouts. We put on one hell of a show.
Saturday, July 18, 2009
10 things I have learned about sewing.
I have been costuming for around eight years now and these are some of the things I have learned.
1) Don't sew when sleepy or you will sew things to yourself.(blood is hard to get out of white fur)
2) Bias tape makers are worth their weight in gold.
3) Irons need a good bath now and then too. (Hot iron cleaner is lovely stuff.)
4) Make sure you have all the pins out before wearing something.
5) Label your mock ups well it will save you a lot of time. (Sewing things upside down and then figuring out why they don't fit later is embarrassing)
6) Make absolutely sure you are cutting the pieces the right way up.(Midnight fabric runs because you messed up and are hitting a deadline are not fun.)
7) Remember your seam allowances they are the difference between having a fantastic fit and a lovely thing that is too small.
8) Take things one step at a time ot you may find yourself skipping important steps. (like trying to do the bust darts after sewing the sides together)
9) Pre-wash and iron your fabric. Having your new lovely red shirt turn you a matching shade is not fun.
10) Buy extra fabric when you can. It may just save your soul. (Or your sanity whichever comes first.)
1) Don't sew when sleepy or you will sew things to yourself.(blood is hard to get out of white fur)
2) Bias tape makers are worth their weight in gold.
3) Irons need a good bath now and then too. (Hot iron cleaner is lovely stuff.)
4) Make sure you have all the pins out before wearing something.
5) Label your mock ups well it will save you a lot of time. (Sewing things upside down and then figuring out why they don't fit later is embarrassing)
6) Make absolutely sure you are cutting the pieces the right way up.(Midnight fabric runs because you messed up and are hitting a deadline are not fun.)
7) Remember your seam allowances they are the difference between having a fantastic fit and a lovely thing that is too small.
8) Take things one step at a time ot you may find yourself skipping important steps. (like trying to do the bust darts after sewing the sides together)
9) Pre-wash and iron your fabric. Having your new lovely red shirt turn you a matching shade is not fun.
10) Buy extra fabric when you can. It may just save your soul. (Or your sanity whichever comes first.)
Friday, July 17, 2009
Tales from work
Whispering clown woman
It was a average slow summer morning at the shop I was working on a pile of repairs. A woman comes in and asks in a tiny whisper about our clown costumes. Now we do get people in who act like picking out a costume is something dirty or to be ashamed of I don't understand why but I help them cheerfully just the same.
So I show her what we have in stock and she picks a few things and all the wile she is asking me all most inaudible questions. "Is this good for a clown? Is this clown-like? Are you sure this is for a clown? will this make a good clown?"
She repeats these questions for every clown related thing on the rack. Finally after trying everything in the section on she narrows it down to two outfits. She spends the next hour trying them on over and over again wile waffling between them. Every time I try to answer the phone or get back to patching things she comes and stands near me stareing until I am done and then starts her litany of questions over again.
Unable to decided between them she comes over to the wigs and repeats these questions "Is this good for a clown? Is this clown-like? Are you sure this is for a clown? will this make a good clown?" for almost every female wig we have in stock last time I counted there were about 30 to 35 of them. Then she wanders off to obsessively try on the same two outfits again and I put all the wigs back in their places. She comes back and tries them all on again wile switching outfits between wigs.
By the time she is done she has spent almost three hours of my four hour shift repeating the same questions over and over in a tiny voice I have to straining my ears to understand and clinging to me like a leach. I don't think I have ever been so happy to see some one leave.
It was a average slow summer morning at the shop I was working on a pile of repairs. A woman comes in and asks in a tiny whisper about our clown costumes. Now we do get people in who act like picking out a costume is something dirty or to be ashamed of I don't understand why but I help them cheerfully just the same.
So I show her what we have in stock and she picks a few things and all the wile she is asking me all most inaudible questions. "Is this good for a clown? Is this clown-like? Are you sure this is for a clown? will this make a good clown?"
She repeats these questions for every clown related thing on the rack. Finally after trying everything in the section on she narrows it down to two outfits. She spends the next hour trying them on over and over again wile waffling between them. Every time I try to answer the phone or get back to patching things she comes and stands near me stareing until I am done and then starts her litany of questions over again.
Unable to decided between them she comes over to the wigs and repeats these questions "Is this good for a clown? Is this clown-like? Are you sure this is for a clown? will this make a good clown?" for almost every female wig we have in stock last time I counted there were about 30 to 35 of them. Then she wanders off to obsessively try on the same two outfits again and I put all the wigs back in their places. She comes back and tries them all on again wile switching outfits between wigs.
By the time she is done she has spent almost three hours of my four hour shift repeating the same questions over and over in a tiny voice I have to straining my ears to understand and clinging to me like a leach. I don't think I have ever been so happy to see some one leave.
Thursday, July 16, 2009
I make stuff.
Yes it is true I like to keep my hands busy. It keeps me from becoming a vigilante and slapping people who drive like morons. I make things I like, things that are lovely and odd. I combine things that should not go together like squids and dress clothing. I experiment with dyes, paints and trim, because sometimes you have to get messy to find a solution. I make things I like with no other purpose than to give me something neat and I think that is a good thing.
A squidey dress shirt.
A coat of many colors.
A dress infused with wormwood.
A mad scientist so cute you don't mind when she takes over the world.
A dress as sweet as candy.
Some times I sell the stuff I make and here is my cheesy plug to visit my esty shop.
http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=6697243
A squidey dress shirt.
A coat of many colors.
A dress infused with wormwood.
A mad scientist so cute you don't mind when she takes over the world.
A dress as sweet as candy.
Some times I sell the stuff I make and here is my cheesy plug to visit my esty shop.
http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=6697243
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